Pay Attention, Don't Be Thick, Or You're Liable To Get Licked.

"Oh god. This is when he still had a fucking gap in his teeth. I don't want to watch this anymore."

(cracking up) "YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!"

"Wait, rewind it. I didn't catch what he was talking about!"

"I thought you didn't want to watch it because he has a fucking gap in his mouth!"

And then I wrote it down in my blog and Megan is still laughing at me for being a "fucking bitch"...

(Half hour later)

"God, I can't stand that whistle!"

"Maybe that's why he didn't have the 'jr.' back then. He was embarassed to be like, 'Hi! I'm Robert Downey Shhunior."


(AH I'm moving to LA in less than 3 months!)
.Stephanie.

Histories Of Ages Past, Unenlightened Shadows Cast.

Last night I dreamt that I was on a swim team and for some reason Sanjaya (ew) was there and I asked him how to pronounce his name (even though I know how). It was very strange, haha.

Last night there was NO GRINDHOUSE MIDNIGHT SHOW. I was sad. It's Grindhouse! There definitely should have been a midnight show. It's the whole point of having a Grindhouse double feature. It's supposed to be late night! Oh well. Santa Rosa is lame like that sometimes.

Speaking of Santa Rosa, in the Zodiac book they are giving so many details about the Santa Rosa killings and it's totally creepy. Like how (if the Zodiac really did kill in Santa Rosa, and I'm starting to believe he did) he dumped the bodies off of Calistoga road and in the Mark West Springs area and even off Chanate. So f-ing gross. The book says "Santa Rosa" so many times I forget that I live here. It mentions College Ave, Mendocino Ave, The JC, Snoopy's Ice Arena, the Cotati offramp, and more and it's weird. Police even found Arthur Leigh Allen walking by the sight that had the most bodies dumped (I think that was off Calistoga). He was totally the Zodiac. That guy went to the JC and Sonoma State and he was most likely the Zodiac. I seriously jump when people are walking into the store and I'm reading that book.

Thus, even though Santa Rosa is famous for having creepy people (and I'm interested in that sort of thing), I am SO excited to move. It's so close! July! Hopefully Megan and I will find a place for July 1st and we won't have to stay anywhere in between. I'm completely terrified, yet really excited too. I hope people are visiting frequently because I will miss everyone! I'll visit as much as I can but it definitely won't be like a drive from Santa Cruz, and I definitely wouldn't want to do it alone.
.Stephanie.

This Is Why I'm Hot.

My sister listens to rap now, which I find very ridiculous. Even though I like it sometimes too.

Today is the laziest day of all days. I have not even gotten dressed yet! There is a 7 hour I Love New York marathon on right now. Please god, do NOT let me sit here all day, on the computer, watching I Love New York. But it'll probably happen. Until I decide to put on real clothes and venture over to Blockbuster for more Robert Downey Jr. movies.

I just bought a PS2 + Guitar Hero 2 off eBay for $200!!!! That's including shipping, bitches. I am sooo excited. There is going to be massive Guitar Hero playing over at The Kitty House. (ok, 12 Pack just swallowed a LIVE BEE. this show is so stupid.)

Last weekend, I got drunk two nights in a row and (apparently) made a fool of myself at Gary's (sort of) Going Away Party. It wasn't much of a party but just Gary, Sarah, and I totally wasted and making fools of ourselves while Trevor, Cameron, Charlie, Scott, Tom, Erin, Megan, Khouansiva, and Julia all watched. I don't remember parts of it except getting massages from Erin and Khouan, Sarah backing it up onto Scott Jensen, and lying across Trevor and Cameron's laps and playing Harry Potter Scene-It. I also remember being pretty good at it considering how cross-faded I was. Erin told me that I referred to myself as a "Happy Cat" and made Trevor uncomfortable (not like that's THAT hard to do). Gary thinks I want to have sex with him and I most definitely DO NOT. He is very nice but NO. That's just it. No thank you.

Also, I've been smoking cigarettes a couple times a week and I'm not sure if that's a very good thing but it's happened. I just do it whenever Lauren and Julia are outside smoking and if it's a social thing. I like it. So shoot me.

This is a very random post but I've literally done nothing today so I thought I'd update.
.Stephanie.